My five-word movie review of The Adjustment Bureau:
Clever, fun, tidy. Hat trick!
My five-word movie review of Five Nights at Freddy's:
Great cinematography, good music, strange
My five-word movie review of The Endless:
Don't be controlled. Just leave.
edit (2025-12-03): I'm tagging this as a favorite because I think about this often. I think it's good advice for anyone who finds themselves in a bad situation. So often, cults and controlling people want to control how you leave the bad environment they've created. Fuck them. Just leave.
My five-word movie review of Synchronic:
Inventive, fun, but lacking believability
Inspired by a series from my former colleague, Eric Shepherd, I'd like to write five-word movie reviews from time to time. I'll start with the movie Jules:
Adorable until fuel plot point