FiveWordMovieReview &mdash; Reflections https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/tag:FiveWordMovieReview Thoughts from [John Karahalis](https://www.johnkarahalis.com/) Tue, 05 May 2026 15:25:45 +0000 https://i.snap.as/IaQDIotu.png FiveWordMovieReview &mdash; Reflections https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/tag:FiveWordMovieReview Five-word movie review: Conclave https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-conclave?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[My five-word movie review of Conclave: Every frame, a gorgeous photo. FiveWordMovieReview]]> My five-word movie review of Conclave:

Every frame, a gorgeous photo.

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]]> https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-conclave Tue, 29 Apr 2025 03:37:28 +0000 Five-word movie review: Civil War https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-civil-war?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[My five-word movie review of Civil War: No backstory. Stunning final act! FiveWordMovieReview]]> My five-word movie review of Civil War:

No backstory. Stunning final act!

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]]> https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-civil-war Tue, 16 Apr 2024 02:32:56 +0000 Five-word movie review: The Adjustment Bureau https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-the-adjustment-bureau?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[My five-word movie review of The Adjustment Bureau: Clever, fun, tidy. Hat trick! FiveWordMovieReview]]> My five-word movie review of The Adjustment Bureau:

Clever, fun, tidy. Hat trick!

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]]> https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-the-adjustment-bureau Sat, 11 Nov 2023 18:55:29 +0000 Five-word movie review: Five Nights at Freddy's https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-five-nights-at-freddys?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[My five-word movie review of Five Nights at Freddy's: Great cinematography, good music, strange FiveWordMovieReview]]> My five-word movie review of Five Nights at Freddy's:

Great cinematography, good music, strange

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]]> https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-five-nights-at-freddys Sat, 28 Oct 2023 05:49:56 +0000 Five-word movie review: The Endless https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-the-endless?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[My five-word movie review of The Endless: Don't be controlled. Just leave. edit (2025-12-03): I'm tagging this as a favorite because I think about this often. I think it's good advice for anyone who finds themselves in a bad situation. So often, cults and controlling people want to control how you leave the bad environment they've created. Fuck them. Just leave. #Favorites #FiveWordMovieReview #Maxims]]> My five-word movie review of The Endless:

Don't be controlled. Just leave.

edit (2025-12-03): I'm tagging this as a favorite because I think about this often. I think it's good advice for anyone who finds themselves in a bad situation. So often, cults and controlling people want to control how you leave the bad environment they've created. Fuck them. Just leave.

#Favorites #FiveWordMovieReview #Maxims

]]> https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-the-endless Wed, 18 Oct 2023 02:51:10 +0000 Five-word movie review: Synchronic https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-synchronic?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[My five-word movie review of Synchronic: Inventive, fun, but lacking believability FiveWordMovieReview]]> My five-word movie review of Synchronic:

Inventive, fun, but lacking believability

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]]> https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-synchronic Tue, 03 Oct 2023 03:14:28 +0000 Five-word movie review: Jules https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-jules?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[Inspired by a series from my former colleague, Eric Shepherd, I'd like to write five-word movie reviews from time to time. I'll start with the movie Jules: Adorable until fuel plot point FiveWordMovieReview]]> Inspired by a series from my former colleague, Eric Shepherd, I'd like to write five-word movie reviews from time to time. I'll start with the movie Jules:

Adorable until fuel plot point

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]]> https://blog.johnkarahalis.com/five-word-movie-review-jules Tue, 03 Oct 2023 03:09:38 +0000