John Karahalis

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My five-word movie review of Conclave:

Every frame, a gorgeous photo.

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A five-word movie review of Civil War:

No backstory. Stunning final act!

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A five-word movie review of The Adjustment Bureau:

Clever, fun, tidy. Hat trick!

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Five word movie review of Five Nights at Freddy's:

Great cinematography, good music, strange

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Five-word movie review of The Endless:

Don't be controlled. Just leave.

edit (2025-12-03): I'm tagging this as a favorite because I think about this often. I think it's good advice for anyone who finds themselves in a bad situation.

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Here's a five-word movie review for Synchronic:

Inventive, fun, but lacking believability

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Inspired by a series from my former colleague, Eric Shepherd, I'd like to write five-word movie reviews from time to time. I'll start with the movie Jules:

Adorable until fuel plot point

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